katsuto's cringefest: October 2014

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

today i saw

That my blog was watched 2X by poland, we are getting a lot of countries now.
Now we have
1.netherlands
2.united states
3.germany
4.turkey
5.france
6.poland
7.russia (the one and only)

if you press neXt bl○g

Then you see that the next one is
****** as ****, it is not worth checking it and don't forget to click the Google+ button, can you ******* do that? Ok then do it.

Hello, i am vito and today we talk about religion. I find a lot of religions bull**** because they make no sense like why would jesus let himself die if he can throw some fire or something, no he just died.
I made up my own that is pretty beleiveable but also bull**** so what i say is whatever you try religions always make no sense.
And this was a talk with vito!

Monday, October 27, 2014

quiz

1. how do you google google if google was googled a google times (that's an actually a number)?
a. GOOGLE!!!
b. with googles
c. by googleing it (dumbass).

2. how do you draw?
a. * get a pencil and paper
* draw
b. ask poods
c. with my big black................. pencil

3. ...?
a. ...
b. ...
c. ...
d. i don't know what i need to do

4. yolo?
a. dumb
b. smart
c. cool

5. i like donuts?
a. cool
b. me too
c. what's that questionmark doing there
d. because, c, it's a quiz
e. nice

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a talk with vito

hello, today we talk about fear.

we all have one like fear of

*darkness

*aliens

*ghosts

now we all know there is nothing to be afraid of but the stupid part of the brain (for walking and chewing gum) says that you need to be afraid.

and we all had this (yes me too).

i solved mine because one day i found my solution, a reason not to be afraid and that was creepypastas can't climb walls. i was suprised i did not think of that before.

and this was a talk with vito!

being addicted #C

hello, i want to help you if you are addicted.
lets begin.

1. do drugs
2. get addicted
3. ~~go fuck yourself~~ look at this

tips
1. throw that **** away (too addicted).
2. stop step by step (okay).
3. shove it up your *** (wow, that's a veeeeeeeeeery good tip)(but not really).
4. stay addicted (i don't want that).
5. go and play some games (and he ******* ran out of ideas, GREAT).

A TALK WITH VITO

today we talk about.......
don't know
**** maybe.
you know what **** this ****.
and this was a talk with vito!

Saturday, October 25, 2014

wanna chat with me

http://www.zupman.blogspot.nl just click it bro.

today

14 people from turkey watched my blog i am very exited about this. Thank you all, this really means a lot to me, wait i did forgot to say ★★★★ yea.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

read this

no just joking don't look at this. ok you can stop now. stop! now!!!
what did is say, no to close tooo..................................
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and that's how you make a flag

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A.yghbhbhb
B.fhhbhb
c!njdnj
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1250 views

special song

a new post

there is going to be a post about a answer (yes gcs aigan) about the movie regret.
it is not worth watching it (probably).

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

what is poop X @#$!

A. Holy @$!#
B. Lol
C. Wait a sec. It is poop X 303 (^) ~ 《○●○●○》 ¤9 - {5}
So 987. 55_4 $$#@!

bully problems :-(

Almost everyone knows a bully, so here are some tips that are (maybe not very) helpful.
1. Go to school
2. Let someone bully you.
3. Look at this

1. Bribe him to leave you alone (nah).
2. Use legal weapons (bat, pipe) to fight him (awesome idea).
3. Fight him with other people who are bullied (that's the best idea in years).
4. Talk it out (very very VERY stupid i mean he's a bully).
5. Ask the teacher for help
($!@# no they only make it worse).
6. Do nothing (nope).

this blawg

I see my blog as a game
And it's mah favrite one.

i was just checking my blog

I looked way more serious on my mothers phone just because the lettertype was different.
That's weird.

a talk with vito

Hello, this is a talk with vito. Today we talk about life.

This is something common.
But did you ever think about that you can die any moment now. And don't be afraid you live or you don't. If your son/daughter says what is the point of life? Just say nothing, you just have it. So do something with it. GOT IT? Good!
And this was a talk with vito!

Monday, October 20, 2014

1111 views

Sunday, October 19, 2014

a talk with vito

Hello, today we talk about my blog. My blog is not like any other blog. I doubt it even counts as a blog. But it's awesome, critics say ★★★★☆ and the average of other blogs is ★★★☆☆ and by critics i mean me. how much i love doing this? Well... ♥♥♥♥♥!

And this was a talk with vito!

a talk with vito

today we talk about our worse nightmare....
THE POP-UP

like i said a lot of times **** pop-ups
because they annoy us very much.
the inventor of pop-ups needs to be hospitalised every month of his life. he needs to suffer for that!!!
sorry, why do i always get so angry?
here are all the positive things listed

okay do you understand?
so don't create a pop-up
and this was a talk with vito!

i just looked at other blogs

awesomeblog has 3 posts
awesomeblog2 has 2 posts
vitoblog12 had 51 posts (i also counted this one).
i think that people don't put much effort in it.

awesomeblog.blogspot.nl

the website's name is a lie it is pretty boring check it out because why not right?

a talk with vito

hello, today we talk about....
me!.
okay i am 12 years old
and i live in amsterdam.
i like money a lot because it is the base of a life.
i like to talk english and got a lot of accents
* high pinched
* normal
* texas
* russian
i love mother russia because the people are (as far as i know) 2 boss.
and this was a talk with vito!

a talk with vito

hello today we talk about RUSSIANS!!!
as you know the steriotypical russian
*drinks wodka
*beat up his wife (i said stereotypical)
*can take lots of bullets without feeling pain (thanks wodka)
*does not give a **** about anything

so that means that the stereotypical russian is very ******* cool (also they have the best accents).
and this was a talk with vito!

vitobloguncensored.blogspot.nl

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      LIKE A FREAKING MASTER!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

a fight

I want to help you with your fight with these (maybe not very helpful) tips.
1. Argue with someone
2. Make a appointment for a fight
3. Check these tips

Tips
1. Use a legal weapon (then you win easier).
2. Hire someone to fight for you (very good idea).
3. Make him weaker (good).
4. Chicken out (why not).
5. Stay at home (:》).
6. Fake your own death (way too hard).
7. Train very hard (come on we need good results).

relationship problems :-/

I want to help you with your relationschip... lets begin.

1. Get a relationschip
2. Doubt about your relationschip.
3. Look at the (maybe not very helpful) tips.

Tips

1. Break up (leave that for the end).
2. Make the best of it (hmm).
3. Break up for a while (that is not a bad idea).
4. Don't do anything (not helpful).
5. Let her dump you (that's yust a reversed tip 1).

1000 views (**** yea)

1. what is 23 x 12?
a. 276
b. 274
c. hard

2. if there were 3 apples?and you took 2 away how much apples do you have?
a.1
b.2
c.3
d.9

3. jezus?
a. koran
b. the bible
c. god

4. macaroni + chicken = ???
a. delicious
b. macchicken
c. #zwagfood

5. how do you stop a crisis
a. drop it
b. live your life
c. jesus
d. get a full shot of bossness.

6. if a man could eat a pig without useing any hands he is?
a. gayyyyyyyu
b. god
c. a master at dinner

7. a car crashes into another car what happened?
a. #getrekt
b. the title happened
c. whatever b says
d. YouTube, weed and alcohol

8. how cool is this quiz?
a.★☆☆☆☆
b.★★☆☆☆
c.★★★☆☆
d.★★★★☆
e.★★★★★
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Friday, October 17, 2014

vitoblog2002.blogspot.nl

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CHECK THAT DUDE

LIKE A FREAKING MASTER

a rap about the n-word

rap battles

Thursday, October 16, 2014

GCS

Globalcitizenship is about all the people who did something for the community like
steve jobs or the wright brothers.
anyway i get this every thursday
this is one of the things i had to do
explain what GCS is
the other thing was to
thank 10 (or more) people.

if you want share us on facebook or twitter
+ you can send a question to me for the 1000 views quiz
IT'S GOING 2 BE GREAT!!!

ANGER

sometimes i get angry when i post comments (clearly).
so i thought why not help you......
1. get angry (the base).
2. look at this.
3. follow the (maybe not very) helpful tips.

tips
1. attack him or her (it is not a good option so save that for the last).
2. say **** you (also dumb).
3. weep like a baby (that does not help).
4. remove it from your life (:> that is not a bad idea).
5. ask for help (also not a bad idea).
6. be miserable (and that also does not help).
7. smash it like a BOSS (nope).
8. traumatise him of her (that gives you a good feeling! though... you need to be very smart for that or have a really really eye burning photo of a fat guy and don't forget only abuse the mind not the body here are cases where you should NOT do it.
* he is a friend of you
* he is strong minded
* he can outsmart you
* he did NOT do something that fits this punishment)(that's almost everything you know what just forget it).
10. end it once and for all (fine idea)(exept if it's suicide then don't i mean a battle not suicide).

pop-up

just wanna say if you see a pop-up i don't allow it
but still you know **** pop-ups.
and anyone... ANYONE... who made a pop-up
you are a... i am not even going to type it that's how stupid they are.
what am i saying COMPLETELY RETARDED that's what they are.

bombs

bombs are immature to use and only a adult...
nope bombs are the bomb
#badjoke

i got 5 countries who watch my blog

1. netherlands
2. united states
3. germany
4. france
5. russia

if a man could fly

then everybody would thing: did i just shit my pants?
and the answer is you did! wanna change pants?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

a joke

how do you make dagobert duck go nuts?

put him in a circle-shaped room and say there's a dollar in every corner.

i would never ever put ads on my blog because i hate them (a lot)
it is stupid to put those things on your blog
so don't and if you do remember this, you are a ******* GOT IT?????
good!