big flex

The top 10 posts

I like money, blogs, pizza's, weapons and pets if you like that too then you are surely a bawse.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

animator vs animation


Ideas for blogger

1. a big list of blogs ranked by g+1's, views, members and rating.
2. rating.
3. more then 100MB video's
4. being able to watch video's that you made on your webcam.
5. likes and dislikes

hitler vs putin


You know what I hate

1 against 100 because of the morons who compete, recently I guy did not knew that the one planet with rings is named Saturn, and it's fucking multiple choice goddammit.

new ERB


Russia

In Sovjet-Rusland Russisch spreekt jou.

joke

(this joke is just for fun and not to offend people blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah)[dutch joke]
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Mo zegt  ram me dan want hij is lam.

Tejo's top 5

Tejo began doing top 5's a week after i did my first one but he doesn't give his opinion with it making it very bland.
I think I need to copyright every idea I have so that Tejo can't rip it off and make it less interesting.

top 5 blogs

5. thelittlesmallvictories.blogspot.nl
This blog is dutch and fun to read though not excellent due to few posts and sometimes just uninteresting posts, but it's in my top 5 so that says something.

4. idioot.blogspot.nl
Though the author is christian he doesn't act like a moron but makes me laugh my balls off with funny posts and sarcasm but still has the same problems as number 5 (lack of posts and sometimes just uninteresting).

3. theawesomario.blogspot.nl
I like this blog because of very interesting posts and polls in the beginning it was cheap but later on it went better (just like my blog) it also has more then enough to read and he posts a lot making it probably one of the best blogs EVER!!!

2. vitoblog12.blogspot.nl
It's maybe unfair to put me on the list but I like my blog and I know what I want to read, my blog was in the beginning sometimes funny but very uninteresting to good posts who aren't that funny.

1. newwavegeo.blogspot.nl
This blog has lots of posts with interesting reviews about music it has only 1 category but it has more than 2000 posts so you can keep reading for days. 

The most useless link ever


vitoblog12.blogspot.nl

vitoblogging 101

Yes it's a new series let's begin.
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Step 1: get a blog on blogger.
Step 2: give a website name and if you use the word awesome in it or boss it is even better.
Step 3: awesome.inc [no questions] and if you can also take your own background [NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS]!
Step 4: start posting dumb posts.
Step 5: become more and more interesting.
Step 6: idea time.
Step 7: you got a blog that's similar.
Step 8: 101 this too.

Illuminati theory


You know what I hate

Christians, but not they ones who are normal oh no I am talking about the people which if you have a conversation with you don't know what the fuck they are saying, those people need medicine
and I know that sometimes it's crucial for old stories and songs but those speak it at a regular base like in the blogs I talked about. 

Zamar

Zamar is posting pretty much but while he has 72 I have 65 so I am almost posting as much as him.
Yay my new laptop, also check the game mutilate a doll [2] out it's very fun to play.

ptnp


120000 views

I ran out of ideas... but I will think of something for the 125000 views.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

You know what I hate

Cigarettes, they are robbing and killing you at the same time and still to this day people choose to smoke and that's dumb, retarded I can say. Back in the old days people did not knew about the risks and it was pretty affordable but now it is both expensive and people know that t kills you, why the fucking assshit do people begin to smoke!!???

cachemonet.com

I love this useless website!

Monday, May 25, 2015

1 person followed me on bloglovin

Yay, I guess.

your grammar sucks


youtubeexplained


saladfingers


this is the 100th post of 2015

......

bestbericht.blogspot.nl

2 posts of mine are on that blog (minetupje):
other blogs review part 6
asumblog

spamming time

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2nd 100X viewed post

Nice.

yolo

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You know what I hate

Commercials on TV are very annoying when you are watching a movie it's just 5 minutes of boredom and before I had this laptop I was bored as shit. But luckily there's YouTube where it only or takes 15-20 seconds or that you can skip an entire commercial in 5 seconds so atleast we have that. But you know what I hate even more commercials that aren't put any effort in like that Bose commercial from 2014 in was a slideshow of pictures + a tataratatatatatataratatatata that sucked. Or just any goodselling company. WHY DO YOU MAKE FUCKING COMMERCIALS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????

other blogs review: inside out [part 2]

Today I'm going to talk about a blog of a friend of mine who surely deserved this: theawesomario.
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Theawesomario.blogspot.nl
This blog has 312 posts.
This blog has lot's of interesting content to read and when he says something you can really dig in and feel how he feels, you can share joy and pain just by reading this. Maybe 1 or 2 times there comes something that doesn't make sense but it's not enough to actually irritate you. With all these posts you can make an image of who he is and actually feel that you know him.

When you see the polls you want to answer them because it's interests you in any way and is not something cheap like what do you want or what is better but it actually involves you most of the time and also here comer a time or 2 that you get a immature poll but that's alright.

The background is decent, it pretty fits the blog that sometimes moments are dark (colorscheme) but also that it could be beautiful in some ways (also colorscheme) and that's exactly what it is good times and bad times put in one website.

Title: Zamar and Mario Bros
Subtitle: This is the blog with the best background. The blog with funny polls. And the blog with Zamar. Hello and welcome. This is my second blog. You know, THE blog. The blog of awesomeness. I really like Mario and Luigi games.
G+1's= 1

Sentence: Pretty professional.

You know what I hate

Christian blogs, they are ruining Blogger. Why are they popular in the first place? Well there's one thing I know and that is fuck Christian blogs and fuck misspelling things! A fucking baby is better at grammar goddammit, and yes I said goddammit what are you going to do about it!!!!!!!!!!!!????

vitoblog1 on google

other blogs review 3 is the 3rd result, wait 3/3 triangle/illuminatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
but if you press vitoblog on google it autocorrects to autoblog!

You know who I hate

Roelof Hofman is one of the biggest a-holes in the world (teacher class 2&3 of my old school) I had to stay more than 100 hours in total in detention you know what I did? I fucking walked away from school everytime because fuck that!!! Once I had to stay over an hour for doing nothing [I am not lying] because I so happened to be there when someone put a pair of pants under a shower.

You know what I hate

Testblogs, the drive me insane while 10's of people want to use that name those people just give a double-middlefinger to you and I hate it, if you make a testblog then try something like gvyrryvrt4hbtv.blogspot.nl because nobody asks for that website and even if it's a testblog try to post something just for fun.

going to post daily

It is just an idea now but i am planning to post daily and now I have a laptop at home so I can post waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more. I think I am going to post rapidly when I don't have homework to do like 4-7 posts maybe even more, and all just so you can have a good time.
#rapidpostvitoblog

views

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review box

Here you can commentate about which blog I need to do a review on.

100X viewed post

We finally have arrived and although it's not a big deal, it's still worth mentioning it. Ok, the post is named the weirdest death ever where I the first time ever I did singular censoring instead of twice.

blogger looks like youtube

you have views from posts, you have subscribers, comments too, G+1's (likes) it is pretty similar.

bloglovin

you can follow my blog on bloglovin only instead of .nl it's .com!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

top 5 most filled blogs of 1VH4

1. Theawesomario
2. Burgertejo
3. Vitoblog12
4. Asumdessem
5. Theplacewherethefunstarts




Awesomario and Burgertejo have a huge amount of posts.
I have a medium amount of posts.
Asumdessem & Theplacewherethefunstarts have a tiny amount of posts.






This post doesn't have a meaning!


[maybe] more viewers

I told on facebook, twitter and blogloving about my blog so there are maybe going to be more people who watch my blog.
BTW there are not a lot of views going on lately.

top 5 worst things in real life [from my view]

5. Religion
Wait hear me out, while religion is nice and comforting it killed and still kills more then millions by war about it. WHY DO PEOPLE NEED TO SAY THAT YOU NEED TO BELIEVE THAT AND THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? Christians killed thousand who'd claimed to be a witch, well I only can say what a fucking idiot's they are. And even to this day people kill just for a slight chance of that there is a god so it's even less believable that it's there's. Wouldn't it be better if no one believed in a god (or all just in one), you tell me!

4. War
This is horrifying but it helped in society for more modified things that people in those times made, though there were sometimes no evolution at all this is not as bad as you think.

3. Drugs
While war affect some drugs affects everybody, these are ruining people's lives making them puppets who buy some sort of lifesupport that's practically robbing you, people who once were happy people became a depressed pile of shit.

2. Alcohol
While some don't need it but drink it whenever they want a lot become puppets sitting behind a bar, now drugs cost a lot but you only need them daily while with alcohol they drink 25-40 a day costing way more then regular drugs and drugs have sometimes a purpose like with weed you feel calm and with cocaine you get a boost but alcohol does not have a purpose except if you want to get a hangover if that's what you want.

1. Cigarettes
Though cigarettes give you cancer and ruins your condition there is something worse... THE COSTS!!! Do you know how goddamn expensive those are and with Alcohol and Drugs you can stop but with cigarettes there was a generation that did not knew that it's was killing you and addictive (after a while) so they cannot stop and still people think it's cool to die earlier and be poorer, like WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!??? This is total nonsense even better pure bullshit.
This is the worst of all.




good blog

Sorry this is not enough material to make a inside out post but it's like my blog with a lot less posts so go watch it it's really fun.

thelittlesmallvictories

Zamar wants the €€€

And now I made the Blogspot for Zamar foundation to give cash (only euro's) so that Zamar will keep blogging. I don't know how the fuck you are going to give him what he wants but I don't give a crap.

call now 555-more numbers.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Mlg freddy



yesterday i became 13 years old

Sorry that I did not post about it yesterday but then I was to busy with... stuff.


So I did it now and I found out something:
I can remember things way better now so yay for me.

Birthday song parody:
Happy birthday to Le Vito. Happy birthday to Le Vito.
He's fucking thirteen, he's fucking thirteen.
Happy birthday to Le Vito.


 

Thursday, May 21, 2015

spamming time

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I just needed to do that.

[the secret is type numbers at the right while holding alt, when you want to see the result let go of alt].
and now let's see the devils sign (666)
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it's a weird-ass smiley face

bad day for Tejo and Lars

We begin with scissors in Tejo's coat [just that you know I did'nt do it] he also got caught in a big fight but he's fine.
He then left the class, but he's fine but Lars got scratches on his head that were made by Wessel.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

other blogs review: inside out [part 1]

This is specially for the better blogs and if you know me than you know that I like filled blogs! You know what blog I am hinting at? It's newwavegeo.
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newwavegeo.blogspot.nl
This blog has 2049 posts.
newwavegeo is a blog that's about music in a sort of paper-article style he tells about the people who wrote those songs like you are experiencing it yourself he also tells a lot about them while still staying on the subject he's typing about he also gives his opinion a lot and he always has a photo with every post, down point on this blog are the ads (fuck ads). He also says which songs are on the albums of the artists but he like's to choose old ones from the 70's (the time that music was on it's best).

The background is pretty basic though very fitting to the style that he gave for his blog it makes you feel calm (unlike the atomic bomb background that I have), I would like that he would move when i scroll down.

title= Music Minded
subtitle= Music news, reviews and interviews.
G+1's= 0
members= 54

sentence: Damn awesome.

Monday, May 18, 2015

page

I will show a page of video's of me when we reached:
1. 500000 views, 8 members, 15 G+1's
or
2. 300000 views, 10 members, 20 G+1's
or
3. 200000 views, 12 members, 30 G+1's

Thursday, May 14, 2015

joke

How do you call the website where you have to pay for video's?







¥outube.

Tejo said to Zamar

Tejo told Zamar to post about windmills. Zamar don't do that or else your blog will be as lame as his, oh and Tejo said that Zamar is acting as me and that's a good thing from mine and my blogreaders perspective.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Friday, May 8, 2015

October 2014

I watched my posts from October 2014 and I realized that I was way funnier, I also watched them from Zamar, we really changed... a lot, just compare the posts.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

a talk with vito

I am now blowing [LOL] life into the forgotten series... a talk with vito, and now i am going to talk about, the bloggers of my class.

Daan: I am really good friends with him and we make up dirty jokes which are sometimes funny as hell.

Zamar: He has one of the best blogs of 1VH4, I watch it a lot because I'm interested in what he says, he has permission to use any idea from my blog.

Jonas: A funny guy who sometimes also makes up dirty jokes, we are pretty good friends.

Tejo: Someone that I don't really like though we can have fun times but most of the time we are separated.

And this was a talk with Vito...

TheKelVlog

 

why YouTube is better then the TV?

1. Commercials that you can skip.
2. Very few commercials.
3. Way more enjoyable stuff.
4. Free.
5. Watch whatever you want to watch.
6. Pause what you want whenever you want.
7. Commentating.
8. Pewdiepie.
9. everybody can make it a job.

And these are the reasons why YouTube is better then the old fashioned Television.

how to... be a vitoblogger

1. Make a Blogspot what's definitely not a blog.
2. Come up with interesting ideas.
3. Be happy about views
4. don't forget dem polls.

And now you are a Vitoblogger come make a blog with me... Or not.

horoscope

I just wanted to say that I am making a horoscope for the people who are actually interested in that, oh and it's copyrighted so don't make your own version of it without my permission.

Zamar you have automatically permission for every idea that I have.
Tejo you don't have permission (je mag mijn horoscoop niet gebruiken voor jouw blog).

Monday, May 4, 2015

other blog review [version 2] part 11

I made a newer version of the original because that was kinda boring me when I made the competitor.


santa.blogspot.nl
Only 1 post.
 posts: 0.3/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.3/10
gellie.blogspot.nl
Again a test.

posts: 0.1/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.2/10

wbs.blogspot.nl
Finally multiple posts.

posts: 0.5/10
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.5/10

emilyfiles.blogspot.nl
I look pretty critical but I wanted to give higher points. Like a 6.
posts: 2.1/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0.2/4
LOL bonus: 0.3/1.5
total: 2.6/10


Sunday, May 3, 2015

other blogs review: competator (part 2)

NewWaveGeo - Idioot

NewWaveGeo is a blog with a lot of views and a lot of members that I found with the power of the next blog button.

Idioot is a fun blog that I used for a blog review, I loved it.
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Posts:

  Amount: NewWaveGeo, he has way past 1500 while Idioot has way less. 1/0
  Largeness: NewWaveGeo, That's clear. 2/0
     Quality: NewWaveGeo, Clearly put way more time in. 3/0

Polls:
    
  Amount: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Largeness: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Quality: DRAW, none. 3/0

Background: NewWaveGeo, he has an actual background while Idioot has blue background. 4/0

Layout: NewWaveGeo, he has a better variety. Idioot is so simple. 5/0

Video's: DRAW, none. 5/0
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NewWaveGeo:
Posts (amount)
Posts (quality)
Posts (largeness)
Background
Layout
--------------------------------------------------------------------NewWaveGeo crushed Idioot with no challenge at all, he was better in every factor, he won with a score of 5/0.


  

other blogs review: competator (part 1)

This is a new version where I am going to let 2 blogs compete against eachother, so let's begin.
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TheAwesomario - BurgerTejo

TheAwesomario is a blog that I personally like because he has fun posts and is not ripping shit off me, plus he appreciates me.

BurgerTejo is a not fun to watch blog due to random lazy posts and bad grammar, atleast for me.
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Polls:
 
  Amount: DRAW, the amount of polls are about the same. 0/0
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, he clearly makes bigger polls. 1/0
  Quality: TheAwesomario, BurgerTejo's has too random questions with even more random answers, those of Awesomario are also more fun to answer. 2/0

Posts:

  Amount: BurgerTejo, TheAwesomario has 268... BurgerTejo has 275. 2/1
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, even a blind guy could see that he has bigger posts. 3/1
  Quality: Theawesomario, BurgerTejo is too random... Again. 4/1

Background: TheAwesomario, he has a nice image while the one from BurgerTejo's has just elephants. 5/1

Layout: DRAW, except the background everything looks the same. 5/1

Video's: TheAwesomario, I like the video's more. 6/1
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TheAwesomario:
polls [largeness]
polls [quality]
posts [largeness]
posts [quality]
video's  
background                           

BurgerTejo:
posts [amount]
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TheAwesomario wins with a score of 6/1, Burgertejo never stood any chance against him, he never came close to his score except in 2/1... TheAwesomario is better as a blog and BurgerTejo as.... a big explosion of........ things?

other blog review part 10

Hello, Le Vito here. I am going to review my own blogs (got a lot of them) who are as tiny as... almost all the other blog I review.

learningwithvito.blogspot.nl
1 post, that's about mathametics which might be confusing for other people, and it only gives 1 question and 1 answer.
0.4/10

vitonewsblog.blogspot.nl
Pretty funny and has a few posts, it's an average sized blog [very tiny].
2.3/10

vitoblogchat.blogspot.nl
This one was a failed tryout, tiny conversations but actually something to read.
1.5/10

vitoblog2002.blogspot.nl
Stories are funny...
1.3/10

vitobloguncensored.blogspot.nl
Small but it's uncensored, so fuck it.
2.6/10


And the winner is vitobloguncensored with a rating of 2.6/10



Saturday, May 2, 2015

why the Netherlands is sexistic

Hello, this is Le Vito explaining to you why the Netherlands is sexistic.
1. The poles who look like penises with crosses on it.
2. The sign who says "niets erin niets eruit" [nothing in nothing out].
3. The sign who says "niet ballen" [ballen: 1. shooting a ball against a wall 2. fucking].
4. The Phallic symbol [the monument on the dam square].

smoke dem kush evryday


Friday, May 1, 2015

100000 goddamn views

Jezus, these are a lot of views for my blog and instead of a quiz or a talk I made a (webcam) video... It's probably shit but whatever I tried. Here is dem video.



other blogs review part 9

piskut.blogspot.nl
1 post... but a hilarious name.
1.0/10

eikel.blogspot.nl
A goddamn test, you are taking good blog names for no reason. fuck you.
0.3/10

youtube.blogspot.nl
I like it, it's a decent if not the most decent blog in weeks. Though not my style.
6.3/10

jacksepticeye.blogspot.nl
it a game. Not a good one though.
3.4/10

nukebomber.blogspot.nl
1 pretty long post but he doesn't know how to spell disaster he spelled it diasaster.
0.4/10

ctrlv.blogspot.nl
empty...
0.0/10

And the winner is youtube.blogspot.nl, with a rating of 6.3/10




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