Making fun of auto-correction [in honor of Zamar]

Hello we made a new thing called auto-correction because you are a dumbass and you need us, right? Nope we fuck it up even more because who cares? Perfectly normal sentences will turn into: "what was that?" just of a word our invention did not saw before. Auto-correction is useless and makes people dumber just like a nice 5% of all inventions.

Making fun of GVB

We at GVB make sure you are always to late to catch a tram or bus of our company also we give them control of the whole traffic network while you could easily be a moron if you work at our company because you only have to push buttons, see it as giving a monkey... a machinegun really or even better giving a psychopath a nuke because we really hate everybody.

Making fun of Malmberg

Hello we are less annoying then Noordhoff but make 10000x more mistakes because we are dumbasses, we have almost nothing to offer though this is more difficult then NOORDHOFF our rival.

Making fun of Siteprice

Hello I am the creator of siteprice which is just the average of 4 others and .com websites mean 200-300$ while .nl means about a million dollars ( and you have for a strange reason also AdSense) just because. We do not do much research but just a simple check about a few points.

Making fun of AdSense

Hello, I created AdSense so I can pay people for no reason at all who can easily click on those ads but I'm a dumbass so I do it anyways. Though
you have to be 18 [fake your age] and have a blog for six months [just wait] and then you can get those $$$.
I also made it so that you can rage just because you looked up a website that I bomb your computer about that site and what it sells.

Making fun of 1 against 100

Hello, I am the host of 1 against 100 specially for retarded averagely minded people who compete for a huge amount of cash. In this show we don't laugh our balls off when someone doesn't know that Saturn is the only on this galaxy who has rings around it, no! We are here to make you feel pissed because you deserve that amount of money, only in this show. You sill have to be atleast 18 to compete and if you are anywhere close to smart you will never compete in it.

Making fun of Hallo aus Berlin

Hello I am the creator of a badly animated show called Hallo aus Berlin where we ask random people questions like stalkers and put them in a show nobody give a shithole about, these questions aren't special but things that you ask in a chatroom.
Then we come to 2 people who are teenagers but don't act like it at all and do stuff that everybody does... cause that's something.
And then a boring song while you could easily go to YouTube, this show is crappier then diarrhea.


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Making fun of Noordhoff

Hello my name is Anusface from Noordhoff and today I talk about our service.

Online:
Online is horrible we make sure that you can't give the good answer and if you do you forgot to capitalize it so it's wrong anyway because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!! Also our website's are mostly bland (with English you can't see your score).

Books:
Our favorite book is from math because: 
1. 3rd grade math level.
2. Every character in the book is a complete moron.
3. We act like you need help because you don't understand shit.
4. Once that book said f u.
5. Penis growing longer pics (THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVEN LONGER)!!!!
But normally we give you an incomplete set of books (like with English again) and sometimes it's necessary to use the online books so why do you even buy the set I know why, you're a dumbass!
here's a picture that is everything that we stand for: