how to... make a vitoburger

1. Grill dem burger
2. Get all you need like bread, slaw, mayonaise.
3. If you think the burger is ready, stab it to see if it's ready.

Denise: the burger is delicious, how do you even do that?
10+/10

vito the bookauthor

I am typing a book called "Het leven van een man in Nederland".
It is about the most normal person ever who lives in the Netherlands and he has a hidden character who thinks that life is shit.
I think it will be done in a year or two, but the thing is that in this book that I'm typing the main character is someone who could actually excist, it is the most human like that I've ever created in a book.

how to... be me

Base:
1. Like this blog 
2. Act crazy
3. Be good at methametics and English
4. Eat all the meat you can get.

Extra:
1. Hate Roelof
2. Hate pop-ups
3. Make a blog


If you did all this you will be similar to me, and don't forget to be a bawse or else you are too n00b to be me.