how to... make a vitoburger

1. Grill dem burger
2. Get all you need like bread, slaw, mayonaise.
3. If you think the burger is ready, stab it to see if it's ready.

Denise: the burger is delicious, how do you even do that?
10+/10

vito the bookauthor

I am typing a book called "Het leven van een man in Nederland".
It is about the most normal person ever who lives in the Netherlands and he has a hidden character who thinks that life is shit.
I think it will be done in a year or two, but the thing is that in this book that I'm typing the main character is someone who could actually excist, it is the most human like that I've ever created in a book.

how to... be me

Base:
1. Like this blog 
2. Act crazy
3. Be good at methametics and English
4. Eat all the meat you can get.

Extra:
1. Hate Roelof
2. Hate pop-ups
3. Make a blog


If you did all this you will be similar to me, and don't forget to be a bawse or else you are too n00b to be me.

other blogs review part 8

howdididothat.info
This is interesting if you are interested in programming, lucky for him i love programming.
7.1/10

idioot.blogspot.nl
To my opinion this is good, really good, it makes me laugh a lot.
7.7/10

koin.blogspot.nl
It's a test, that's all.
0.1/10

cash.blogspot.nl
Almost empty again.
0.3/10

refresh.blogspot.nl
You guessed it, 1 post.
0.2/10


And the winner is idioot.blogspot.nl with a score of 7.7/10

fights

jackie chan is sow mlg, my gawd.

the weirdest death ever

Warning: I am not shitting you!


Ok so first a woman had a boyfriend with a dog, she asked if she could fuck the dog, really. So the boyfriend said yes, he even insisted to, yes this happened, but she was allergic to dog sperm. She died of a heart attack in the hospital.

Now I know that you don't believe a shit from what I'm saying, but this happened, watch Danger Dolan on YouTube if you do not believe me.

10 G+1's

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hamallamma kabarask

and here's da swag song

skip 1 minute and 6 seconds.

other blogs review part 7

Another classmate blog review, so let's go!

sanderhospers.blogspot.nl
small, but interesting though you won't be reading a lot, most of the time it's you what my classmates had to do from teacher GCS (didn't mention him for a while), in total there's 9 posts.
2.6/10

heivlinderweg.blogspot.nl
and we have another suggestion for the
TOP 1000 SMALLEST BLOGS,
A.K.A. 1 post, but also 3 polls.
0.8/10

diertejo.blogspot.nl
Just animals, just talking about ANIMALS, even the polls are about animals, my god!!! What was he thinking?
0.4/10

tejosoep.blogspot.nl
Tejo, i speak dutch but WTF are berihten, it's ******* pronounced berichten, you stupid piece of... cheese??? You know what I mean!
0.7/10

and the winner is sanderhospers.blogspot.nl with a ******* score of 2.6/10. Ah well I am really Critical if it's about blogs, so instead of always reading my opinion, go check it yourself. 

new countries

Norway

Indonesia

german rap battle

other blogs review part 6

Ok, so this time I am going to review blogs I know about, like classmates 'n ****. Let's go.

burgertejo.blogspot.nl
now I am going to be honest, the grammar is horrible, the posts are short and lazy, and the polls are the tiniest that you could ever make, now Tejo oncy said to me that I am not a real blogger while he ripped off this idea, no wait... Zamar ripped off my idea but gave it his own twist, Tejo then ripped the idea straight off Zamar, so he has a ripoff of a ripoff of a person he thinks is not a real blogger... Does that sound correctly to you?
1.2/10

meneerdeo.blogspot.nl
almost empty, but there's something to read.....
you'll be done in 3 minutes.
2.7/10

jonasasumblog.blogspot.nl
less posts, polls are put the same time in as burgertejo's.
4.5/10

asumdessem.blogspot.nl
very few posts (still more than jonasasumblog), 2 polls, good background, nothing more.
3.6/10


And the winner is, jonasasumblog.blogspot.nl
with a 4.5/10

other blogs review part 5

I havn't done one lately so let's begin.

thepizzablog.blogspot.nl
Nothing, absolutely nothing to see.
0.0/10

oi.blogspot.nl
Atleast there is one post soooo... it's something.
0.4/10

theplacewherethefunstarts.blogspot.nl
The pictures are ******* funny as ******* ****.
Actually everything was funny, though not much development
(it is too short) but I have to give some credit.
4.5/10

theawesomario.blogspot.nl
Ok this one is requested, because I wouldn't come up with this on my own. A nice filled blog with and Samson & Gert songs and actual fun posts i love this, like a lot, also fun polls + a good/great background. 
8.3/10

bitch.blogspot.nl
Almost empty again.
0.2/10

macaroni.blogspot.nl
nothing...
0.0/10

guns.blogspot.nl
also nothing...
0.0/10

And the winner is theawesomario.blogspot.nl, with the highest score (8.3/10) ever!!!

Compliments

1. Zamar because he's good at english and is a bawse, and be honest a bawse who can speak englishis basically me.
2. Ömer because he is one of the best, nicest and greatest teachers ever.
3. Denise because she is excellent at teaching and cooks like a professional.
4. Daan because he can make the best jokes ever.
5. Robert for being nice and for cooking good.
6. Wessel for a fun, interesting YouTube channel (nicefreshgame s).
7. AVGN ,nostalgia critic and Thekelvlog for the best YouTube channels.
8. Pim and Wessel (yes i mentionhim twice, watcha gonna do) for being funny as hell.
9. Ömer 2 for being the coolest English teacher of 2015.
10. Hans for being a interesting man, and being cool with everything

schoolwise from noordhoff

this is made by retarded people, insane people... Wait they don't even count as people, they are ****, why did they even try to make a website, they are bad [not ordinary really bad], sometimes you can't even type the correct answer, it's ******* ****.

A.I.