cringefest from a pseudo-diary I had to make in a forced assignment back from the early years from middle school
big flex
The top 10 posts
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Warning: I am not shitting you! Ok so first a woman had a boyfriend with a dog, she asked if she could fuck the dog, really. So the bo...
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Commercials on TV are very annoying when you are watching a movie it's just 5 minutes of boredom and before I had this laptop I was bore...
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We at GVB make sure you are always to late to catch a tram or bus of our company also we give them control of the whole traffic network whil...
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We finally have arrived and although it's not a big deal, it's still worth mentioning it. Ok, the post is named the weirdest death e...
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Today I'm going to talk about a blog of a friend of mine who surely deserved this: theawesomario. -------------------------------------...
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5. Religion Wait hear me out, while religion is nice and comforting it killed and still kills more then millions by war about it. WHY DO P...
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Hello we made a new thing called auto-correction because you are a dumbass and you need us, right? Nope we fuck it up even more because who...
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newwavegeo.blogspot.com= €1.182 vitoblog12.blogspot.com= €51 burgertejo.blogspot.com= €15 theawesomario.blogspot.com= €15 theplacewhe...
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This is specially for the better blogs and if you know me than you know that I like filled blogs! You know what blog I am hinting at? It...
I like money, blogs, pizza's, weapons and pets if you like that too then you are surely a bawse.
Sunday, June 28, 2015
my account name
My YouTube account name is Le Vito but just the one with my blog background as picture.
Saturday, June 27, 2015
a talk with vito
I saw a comment on the post where I got the idea from that my blog is below decent (it probably is and why do I still call it a blog?), well it said:
You need to write what you think others want not what you want.
Well I disagree. If everyone writes what others want blogs will get similar and eventually become not a blog because you are not writing about you anymore (that's no problem for me but that's besides the point) and it will become less fun to blog and on the internet you do things for fun.
You need to write what you think others want not what you want.
Well I disagree. If everyone writes what others want blogs will get similar and eventually become not a blog because you are not writing about you anymore (that's no problem for me but that's besides the point) and it will become less fun to blog and on the internet you do things for fun.
Tejo's spam comments (awesomario)
You know the longer I know Tejo the longer I think about putting him in YGS, like take this sentence:
Tejo: this blog is so blog but is is borring.
Someone, just someone please tell me what the FUCK (rage=uncensored) this means. THIS BLOG IS SO BLOG?!?!?!?!
well let's try fixing the grammar and making it an actual sentence:
Tejo: this blog isso a blog but is it is borring boring.
This looks a bit like a sentence, right?
Tejo: this blog is so blog but is is borring.
Someone, just someone please tell me what the FUCK (rage=uncensored) this means. THIS BLOG IS SO BLOG?!?!?!?!
well let's try fixing the grammar and making it an actual sentence:
Tejo: this blog is
This looks a bit like a sentence, right?
The weirdest postview (amount) ever
ALMOST 600 VIEWS OF THE WEIRDEST DEATH EVER, HOLY HELL [wait that doesn't make sense] !!!!!!!!! Wow you guys really want to see fucked up shit! Well I have not seen it but I suggest 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 screwdriver if you are into that, I am surprisingly very curious to the eye-melting traumatizing things that are in there, I can imagine already [it's giving me the shivers]. But I have to keep my sanity for the sake of... euh... mmh......... Nothing [still not going to watch that even if I would get €1500]!
Making fun of auto-correction [in honor of Zamar]
Hello we made a new thing called auto-correction because you are a dumbass and you need us, right? Nope we fuck it up even more because who cares? Perfectly normal sentences will turn into: "what was that?" just of a word our invention did not saw before. Auto-correction is useless and makes people dumber just like a nice 5% of all inventions.
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