a talk with vito

I saw a comment on the post where I got the idea from that my blog is below decent (it probably is and why do I still call it a blog?), well it said:

You need to write what you think others want not what you want.

Well I disagree. If everyone writes what others want blogs will get similar and eventually become not a blog because you are not writing about you anymore (that's no problem for me but that's besides the point) and it will become less fun to blog and on the internet you do things for fun.

rap battle

Tejo's spam comments (awesomario)

You know the longer I know Tejo the longer I think about putting him in YGS, like take this sentence:
Tejo: this blog is so blog but is is borring.
Someone, just someone please tell me what the FUCK (rage=uncensored) this means. THIS BLOG IS SO BLOG?!?!?!?!
well let's try fixing the grammar and making it an actual sentence:
Tejo: this blog is so a blog but is it is borring boring.
This looks a bit like a sentence, right?

The weirdest postview (amount) ever

ALMOST 600 VIEWS OF THE WEIRDEST DEATH EVER, HOLY HELL [wait that doesn't make sense] !!!!!!!!! Wow you guys really want to see fucked up shit! Well I have not seen it but I suggest 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 screwdriver if you are into that, I am surprisingly very curious to the eye-melting traumatizing things that are in there, I can imagine already [it's giving me the shivers]. But I have to keep my sanity for the sake of... euh... mmh......... Nothing [still not going to watch that even if I would get €1500]!

Making fun of auto-correction [in honor of Zamar]

Hello we made a new thing called auto-correction because you are a dumbass and you need us, right? Nope we fuck it up even more because who cares? Perfectly normal sentences will turn into: "what was that?" just of a word our invention did not saw before. Auto-correction is useless and makes people dumber just like a nice 5% of all inventions.

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