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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Making fun of Noordhoff

Hello my name is Anusface from Noordhoff and today I talk about our service.

 Online:
Online is horrible we make sure that you can't give the good answer and if you do you forgot to capitalize it so it's wrong anyway because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!! Also our website's are mostly bland (with English you can't see your score).

 Books:
Our favorite book is from math because: 
1. 3rd grade math level.
2. Every character in the book is a complete moron.
3. We act like you need help because you don't understand shit.
4. Once that book said f u.
5. Penis growing longer pics (THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVEN LONGER)!!!!
But normally we give you an incomplete set of books (like with English again) and sometimes it's necessary to use the online books so why do you even buy the set I know why, you're a dumbass!
here's a picture that is everything that we stand for:
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