cringefest from a pseudo-diary I had to make in a forced assignment back from the early years from middle school
big flex
The top 10 posts
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Warning: I am not shitting you! Ok so first a woman had a boyfriend with a dog, she asked if she could fuck the dog, really. So the bo...
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Commercials on TV are very annoying when you are watching a movie it's just 5 minutes of boredom and before I had this laptop I was bore...
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We at GVB make sure you are always to late to catch a tram or bus of our company also we give them control of the whole traffic network whil...
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We finally have arrived and although it's not a big deal, it's still worth mentioning it. Ok, the post is named the weirdest death e...
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Today I'm going to talk about a blog of a friend of mine who surely deserved this: theawesomario. -------------------------------------...
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5. Religion Wait hear me out, while religion is nice and comforting it killed and still kills more then millions by war about it. WHY DO P...
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Hello we made a new thing called auto-correction because you are a dumbass and you need us, right? Nope we fuck it up even more because who...
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newwavegeo.blogspot.com= €1.182 vitoblog12.blogspot.com= €51 burgertejo.blogspot.com= €15 theawesomario.blogspot.com= €15 theplacewhe...
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This is specially for the better blogs and if you know me than you know that I like filled blogs! You know what blog I am hinting at? It...
I like money, blogs, pizza's, weapons and pets if you like that too then you are surely a bawse.
Saturday, March 7, 2015
other blogs review part 2
shitblog.blogspot.nl
There's not much to see
plus i can't read what he
writes umm... types.
1.5/10
life.blogspot.nl
There's just 1 post and the only ☆☆☆☆ that i understand is the word butterfly.
0.3/10
maniacblog.blogspot.nl
2 posts, no background.
0.6/10
no.blogspot.nl
1 post and i don't know what he's talking about.
0.1/10
ahhh.blogspot.nl
No posts and sad story.
0.3/10
noobblog.blogspot.nl
no posts but finally 1 with a background, and it's a good one.
0.4/10
And the winning blog is shitblog with the rating of 1.5!
There's not much to see
plus i can't read what he
writes umm... types.
1.5/10
life.blogspot.nl
There's just 1 post and the only ☆☆☆☆ that i understand is the word butterfly.
0.3/10
maniacblog.blogspot.nl
2 posts, no background.
0.6/10
no.blogspot.nl
1 post and i don't know what he's talking about.
0.1/10
ahhh.blogspot.nl
No posts and sad story.
0.3/10
noobblog.blogspot.nl
no posts but finally 1 with a background, and it's a good one.
0.4/10
And the winning blog is shitblog with the rating of 1.5!
Friday, March 6, 2015
other blogs review part 1
Most of the blogs I find are pretty stupid so why not do a review of a few of them:
awesomeblog.blogspot.nl
that doesn't seem that cool it's just a lot of text
and I mean a freaking lot the main title is called so bored and i really don't want to read posts of that blog.
5.6/10
shittyblog.blogspot.nl
Background is mostly empty but looks good and the post titles are awesome, just check out for yourself. I'd say pretty much worth it though there's not a lot of posts.
6.9/10
poopblog.blogspot.nl
Short posts (and not a lot of them) and
background is white. There's nothing left to say...
3.6/10
yoloswag.blogspot.nl
It's empty though good background.
0.7/10
lol.blogspot.nl
There's only 2 posts (welcome posts) and there's again no background.
0.4/10
a.blogspot.nl
Empty and no background.
0/10
illuminati.blogspot.nl
Also totally blanc.
0/10
And the winning blog is shittyblog with the rating of 6.9!
awesomeblog.blogspot.nl
that doesn't seem that cool it's just a lot of text
and I mean a freaking lot the main title is called so bored and i really don't want to read posts of that blog.
5.6/10
shittyblog.blogspot.nl
Background is mostly empty but looks good and the post titles are awesome, just check out for yourself. I'd say pretty much worth it though there's not a lot of posts.
6.9/10
poopblog.blogspot.nl
Short posts (and not a lot of them) and
background is white. There's nothing left to say...
3.6/10
yoloswag.blogspot.nl
It's empty though good background.
0.7/10
lol.blogspot.nl
There's only 2 posts (welcome posts) and there's again no background.
0.4/10
a.blogspot.nl
Empty and no background.
0/10
illuminati.blogspot.nl
Also totally blanc.
0/10
And the winning blog is shittyblog with the rating of 6.9!
Thursday, March 5, 2015
10 countries
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
there are now people from 10 countries who saw this blog.
there are now people from 10 countries who saw this blog.
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Sunday, February 22, 2015
The Swag Test
1. Someone is acting like a *****.
A. Go away
B. Eat some KFC
C. Slap that a-hole
2. Someone punches you.
A. Threathen
B. Fuck his **** up
C. Kick in da nuts
3. Someone hates meat.
A. Burn him alive
B. Become a vegetarian
C. Put some ******* meat in his mouth
4. Someone trolls you.
A. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu
B. Mother of ******* ****
C. .........
5. This blog.
A. ♡
B. ¿
C.《¤》
3 pts
1c
2b
2c
3c
4b
5a
2 pts
1b
3a
4a
1 pts
2a
4c
5b
5c
0 pts
1a
3b
So swag it's bawse 14-15
Swaggalicious 12-14
Normal swag 9-12
Weak 7-9
Bad 3-7
A. Go away
B. Eat some KFC
C. Slap that a-hole
2. Someone punches you.
A. Threathen
B. Fuck his **** up
C. Kick in da nuts
3. Someone hates meat.
A. Burn him alive
B. Become a vegetarian
C. Put some ******* meat in his mouth
4. Someone trolls you.
A. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu
B. Mother of ******* ****
C. .........
5. This blog.
A. ♡
B. ¿
C.《¤》
3 pts
1c
2b
2c
3c
4b
5a
2 pts
1b
3a
4a
1 pts
2a
4c
5b
5c
0 pts
1a
3b
So swag it's bawse 14-15
Swaggalicious 12-14
Normal swag 9-12
Weak 7-9
Bad 3-7
Monday, February 16, 2015
100 post quiziziziaizizizizizizizizzuisidqxa9cdefvr9cwdxsai
THE QUIZ OF QUIZZES
1. WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE
A. 42
B. KFC
3. I MEAN C
2............. WHAT?
A. NOTHING
B. EVERYTHING
C. A PIZZA AND SOME SALAMI'Z
3. SWAGGA
A. DE DAGGA
B. BAGGA
C. SHAGGA
4. WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG ON MY BLOG
A. GANGSTA RAP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
B. RAMMSTEIN DU HAST
C. RONALDO VS MESSI KSI RAP BATTLES
5. CHOCOLATE RAIN
A. FEEL THE SORROW AND THE PAIN
B. TASTES ******* GOOD
C. THAT'S DEEP ****.
1. WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE
A. 42
B. KFC
3. I MEAN C
2............. WHAT?
A. NOTHING
B. EVERYTHING
C. A PIZZA AND SOME SALAMI'Z
3. SWAGGA
A. DE DAGGA
B. BAGGA
C. SHAGGA
4. WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG ON MY BLOG
A. GANGSTA RAP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
B. RAMMSTEIN DU HAST
C. RONALDO VS MESSI KSI RAP BATTLES
5. CHOCOLATE RAIN
A. FEEL THE SORROW AND THE PAIN
B. TASTES ******* GOOD
C. THAT'S DEEP ****.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
new song
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
2000 views
2000 views you know what that means
quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!!!
1. what was the reason this blog started?
a. you were bored and you saw this amazing website.
b. you were forced by your teacher (though you liked it).
c. other people were talking about it.
2. when was the first time you heard a victory sound on this blog?
a. 1000 views.
b. 1111 views.
c. 500 views.
3. how many blogs do i have?
a. 5.
b. 12.
c. 8.
4. what do i hate most?
a. assholes.
b. ads.
c. pop-ups.
5. who forced me to make this blog?
a. teacher GCS.
b. Tejo.
c. Robert.
6. what's my favorite?
a. pizza.
b. döner.
c. chocolate.
7. What is TIQ?
a. the impossible quiz.
b. time is quests.
c. though i quit.
8. How do you type milk in German?
a. milch.
b. molgh.
c. milk in German.
9. what is the opposite of 1 direction (1 ****)?
a. straight people.
b. did you just spelled what I think you spelled?
c. there's no friggin opposite.
10. What is JB?
a. prick.
b. ****.
c. sick.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
my weight scale
Viktor
Plukker's
Math
Scale
1. take your length.
2. take your weight.
3. divide your length by your weight.
4. you got your VPMS.
take your VPMS and show it on this website.
Plukker's
Math
Scale
1. take your length.
2. take your weight.
3. divide your length by your weight.
4. you got your VPMS.
take your VPMS and show it on this website.
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