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The top 10 posts

I like money, blogs, pizza's, weapons and pets if you like that too then you are surely a bawse.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Trollllll song


other blogs review part 2

shitblog.blogspot.nl
There's not much to see
plus i can't read what he 
writes umm... types.
1.5/10

life.blogspot.nl
There's just 1 post and the only ☆☆☆☆ that i understand is the word butterfly.
0.3/10

maniacblog.blogspot.nl
2 posts, no background.
0.6/10

no.blogspot.nl
1 post and i don't know what he's talking about.
0.1/10

ahhh.blogspot.nl
No posts and sad story.
0.3/10

noobblog.blogspot.nl
no posts but finally 1 with a background, and it's a good one.
0.4/10

And the winning blog is shitblog with the rating of 1.5! 



Friday, March 6, 2015

other blogs review part 1

Most of the blogs I find are pretty stupid so why not do a review of a few of them:

awesomeblog.blogspot.nl
that doesn't seem that cool it's just a lot of text
and I mean a freaking lot the main title is called so bored and i really don't want to read posts of that blog.
5.6/10

shittyblog.blogspot.nl
Background is mostly empty but looks good and the post titles are awesome, just check out for yourself. I'd say pretty much worth it though there's not a lot of posts.
6.9/10

poopblog.blogspot.nl
Short posts (and not a lot of them) and
background is white. There's nothing left to say...
3.6/10

yoloswag.blogspot.nl
It's empty though good background.
0.7/10 

lol.blogspot.nl
There's only 2 posts (welcome posts) and there's again no background.
0.4/10

a.blogspot.nl
Empty and no background.
0/10

illuminati.blogspot.nl
Also totally blanc.
0/10

And the winning blog is shittyblog with the rating of 6.9!

Thursday, March 5, 2015

10 countries

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
there are now people from 10 countries who saw this blog.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The Swag Test

1. Someone is acting like a *****.
A. Go away
B. Eat some KFC
C. Slap that a-hole

2. Someone punches you.
A. Threathen
B. Fuck his **** up
C. Kick in da nuts

3. Someone hates meat.
A. Burn him alive
B. Become a vegetarian
C. Put some ******* meat in his mouth

4. Someone trolls you.
A. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu
B. Mother of ******* ****
C. .........

5. This blog.
A. ♡
B. ¿
C.《¤》

3 pts
1c
2b
2c
3c
4b
5a

2 pts
1b
3a
4a

1 pts
2a
4c
5b
5c

0 pts
1a
3b

So swag it's bawse 14-15
Swaggalicious 12-14
Normal swag 9-12
Weak 7-9
Bad 3-7

Monday, February 16, 2015

100 post quiziziziaizizizizizizizizzuisidqxa9cdefvr9cwdxsai

THE QUIZ OF QUIZZES

1. WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE
A. 42
B. KFC
3. I MEAN C

2............. WHAT?
A. NOTHING
B. EVERYTHING
C. A PIZZA AND SOME SALAMI'Z

3. SWAGGA
A. DE DAGGA
B. BAGGA
C. SHAGGA

4. WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG ON MY BLOG
A. GANGSTA RAP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
B. RAMMSTEIN DU HAST
C. RONALDO VS MESSI KSI RAP BATTLES

5. CHOCOLATE RAIN
A. FEEL THE SORROW AND THE PAIN
B. TASTES ******* GOOD
C. THAT'S DEEP ****.

 

Thursday, January 22, 2015

new song

Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

2000 views

2000 views you know what that means

quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!!!







1. what was the reason this blog started?

a. you were bored and you saw this amazing website.
b. you were forced by your teacher (though you liked it).
c. other people were talking about it.


2. when was the first time you heard a victory sound on this blog?

a. 1000 views.
b. 1111 views.
c. 500 views.


3. how many blogs do i have?

a. 5.
b. 12.
c. 8.


4. what do i hate most?

a. assholes.
b. ads.
c. pop-ups.



5. who forced me to make this blog?

a. teacher GCS.
b. Tejo.
c. Robert.


6. what's my favorite?

a. pizza.
b. döner.
c. chocolate.


7. What is TIQ?

a. the impossible quiz.
b. time is quests.
c. though i quit.


8. How do you type milk in German?

a. milch.
b. molgh.
c. milk in German.


9. what is the opposite of 1 direction (1 ****)?

a. straight people.
b. did you just spelled what I think you spelled?
c. there's no friggin opposite.


10. What is JB?

a. prick.
b. ****.
c. sick.

































Tuesday, January 20, 2015

my weight scale

Viktor
Plukker's
Math
Scale



1. take your length.
2. take your weight.
3. divide your length by your weight.
4. you got your VPMS.



take your VPMS and show it on this website.

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