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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

today i saw

That my blog was watched 2X by poland, we are getting a lot of countries now.
Now we have
1.netherlands
2.united states
3.germany
4.turkey
5.france
6.poland
7.russia (the one and only)

if you press neXt bl○g

Then you see that the next one is
****** as ****, it is not worth checking it and don't forget to click the Google+ button, can you ******* do that? Ok then do it.

a talk with vito

Hello, i am vito and today we talk about religion. I find a lot of religions bull**** because they make no sense like why would jesus let himself die if he can throw some fire or something, no he just died.
I made up my own that is pretty beleiveable but also bull**** so what i say is whatever you try religions always make no sense.
And this was a talk with vito!

Monday, October 27, 2014

quiz

1. how do you google google if google was googled a google times (that's an actually a number)?
a. GOOGLE!!!
b. with googles
c. by googleing it (dumbass).

2. how do you draw?
a. * get a pencil and paper
   * draw
b. ask poods
c. with my big black.................  pencil

3. ...?
a. ...
b. ...
c. ...
d. i don't know what i need to do

4. yolo?
a. dumb
b. smart
c. cool

5. i like donuts?
a. cool
b. me too
c. what's that questionmark doing there
d. because, c, it's a quiz
e. nice

hi





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a talk with vito

hello, today we talk about fear.
we all have one like fear of
*darkness
*aliens
*ghosts
now we all know there is nothing to be afraid of but the stupid part of the brain (for walking and chewing gum) says that you need to be afraid.
and we all had this (yes me too).
i solved mine because one day i found my solution, a reason not to be afraid and that was creepypastas can't climb walls. i was suprised i did not think of that before.
and this was a talk with vito!

being addicted #C

hello, i want to help you if you are addicted.
lets begin.

1. do drugs
2. get addicted
3. go fuck yourself look at this



tips
1. throw that **** away (too addicted).
2. stop step by step (okay).
3. shove it up your *** (wow, that's a veeeeeeeeeery good tip)(but not really).
4. stay addicted (i don't want that).
5. go and play some games (and he ******* ran out of ideas, GREAT).

A TALK WITH VITO

today we talk about.......
don't know
**** maybe.
you know what **** this ****.
and this was a talk with vito!

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