tejo is a banana

he wanted me to say that for one or another reason.

The Swag Test

1. Someone is acting like a *****.
A. Go away
B. Eat some KFC
C. Slap that a-hole

2. Someone punches you.
A. Threathen
B. Fuck his **** up
C. Kick in da nuts

3. Someone hates meat.
A. Burn him alive
B. Become a vegetarian
C. Put some ******* meat in his mouth

4. Someone trolls you.
A. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu
B. Mother of ******* ****
C. .........

5. This blog.
A. ♡
B. ¿
C.《¤》

3 pts
1c
2b
2c
3c
4b
5a

2 pts
1b
3a
4a

1 pts
2a
4c
5b
5c

0 pts
1a
3b

So swag it's bawse 14-15
Swaggalicious 12-14
Normal swag 9-12
Weak 7-9
Bad 3-7

100 post quiziziziaizizizizizizizizzuisidqxa9cdefvr9cwdxsai

THE QUIZ OF QUIZZES

1. WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE
A. 42
B. KFC
3. I MEAN C

2............. WHAT?
A. NOTHING
B. EVERYTHING
C. A PIZZA AND SOME SALAMI'Z

3. SWAGGA
A. DE DAGGA
B. BAGGA
C. SHAGGA

4. WHAT WAS THE FIRST SONG ON MY BLOG
A. GANGSTA RAP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
B. RAMMSTEIN DU HAST
C. RONALDO VS MESSI KSI RAP BATTLES

5. CHOCOLATE RAIN
A. FEEL THE SORROW AND THE PAIN
B. TASTES ******* GOOD
C. THAT'S DEEP ****.

 

new song

Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.
Poland,Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland,
Poland in German.                  

 

2000 views

2000 views you know what that means

quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!!!

1. what was the reason this blog started?

a. you were bored and you saw this amazing website.

b. you were forced by your teacher (though you liked it).

c. other people were talking about it.

2. when was the first time you heard a victory sound on this blog?

a. 1000 views.

b. 1111 views.

c. 500 views.

3. how many blogs do i have?

a. 5.

b. 12.

c. 8.

4. what do i hate most?

a. assholes.

b. ads.

c. pop-ups.

5. who forced me to make this blog?

a. teacher GCS.

b. Tejo.

c. Robert.

6. what's my favorite?

a. pizza.

b. döner.

c. chocolate.

7. What is TIQ?

a. the impossible quiz.

b. time is quests.

c. though i quit.

8. How do you type milk in German?

a. milch.

b. molgh.

c. milk in German.

9. what is the opposite of 1 direction (1 ****)?

a. straight people.

b. did you just spelled what I think you spelled?

c. there's no friggin opposite.

10. What is JB?

a. prick.

b. ****.

c. sick.

my weight scale

Viktor
Plukker's
Math
Scale



1. take your length.
2. take your weight.
3. divide your length by your weight.
4. you got your VPMS.



take your VPMS and show it on this website.

what the world is about

1. Döner
2. KFC
3. Pizza
4. Twix
5. Chocolate milk

views

here's a commercial

why the **** do you even read this **** stop reading now
stop it  right now there ain't gonna be no commercial man
and you are still reading this piece of **** good lord.


i hope you did not try to read that.

i made up a song

swagga swagga swagga de dagga bagga shagga alegga da nagga begga,
lagga lagga, hagga hagga hagga.
i am 256735476354t4t4t4t645464t% swagga
i am 3456453423343456234523423456% swagga 
i am 1% swagga
shagga bagga klegga megga igegga.