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I like money, blogs, pizza's, weapons and pets if you like that too then you are surely a bawse.

Friday, May 1, 2015

100000 goddamn views

Jezus, these are a lot of views for my blog and instead of a quiz or a talk I made a (webcam) video... It's probably shit but whatever I tried. Here is dem video.



other blogs review part 9

piskut.blogspot.nl
1 post... but a hilarious name.
1.0/10

eikel.blogspot.nl
A goddamn test, you are taking good blog names for no reason. fuck you.
0.3/10

youtube.blogspot.nl
I like it, it's a decent if not the most decent blog in weeks. Though not my style.
6.3/10

jacksepticeye.blogspot.nl
it a game. Not a good one though.
3.4/10

nukebomber.blogspot.nl
1 pretty long post but he doesn't know how to spell disaster he spelled it diasaster.
0.4/10

ctrlv.blogspot.nl
empty...
0.0/10

And the winner is youtube.blogspot.nl, with a rating of 6.3/10




Wednesday, April 29, 2015

how to... make a vitoburger

1. Grill dem burger
2. Get all you need like bread, slaw, mayonaise.
3. If you think the burger is ready, stab it to see if it's ready.

Denise: the burger is delicious, how do you even do that?
10+/10

vito the bookauthor

I am typing a book called "Het leven van een man in Nederland".
It is about the most normal person ever who lives in the Netherlands and he has a hidden character who thinks that life is shit.
I think it will be done in a year or two, but the thing is that in this book that I'm typing the main character is someone who could actually excist, it is the most human like that I've ever created in a book.

how to... be me

Base:
1. Like this blog 
2. Act crazy
3. Be good at methametics and English
4. Eat all the meat you can get.

Extra:
1. Hate Roelof
2. Hate pop-ups
3. Make a blog


If you did all this you will be similar to me, and don't forget to be a bawse or else you are too n00b to be me.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

other blogs review part 8

howdididothat.info
This is interesting if you are interested in programming, lucky for him i love programming.
7.1/10

idioot.blogspot.nl
To my opinion this is good, really good, it makes me laugh a lot.
7.7/10

koin.blogspot.nl
It's a test, that's all.
0.1/10

cash.blogspot.nl
Almost empty again.
0.3/10

refresh.blogspot.nl
You guessed it, 1 post.
0.2/10


And the winner is idioot.blogspot.nl with a score of 7.7/10

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

the weirdest death ever

Warning: I am not shitting you!


Ok so first a woman had a boyfriend with a dog, she asked if she could fuck the dog, really. So the boyfriend said yes, he even insisted to, yes this happened, but she was allergic to dog sperm. She died of a heart attack in the hospital.

Now I know that you don't believe a shit from what I'm saying, but this happened, watch Danger Dolan on YouTube if you do not believe me.

Monday, April 20, 2015

10 G+1's

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hamallamma kabarask

and here's da swag song
skip 1 minute and 6 seconds.

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