how to... be a vitoblogger

1. Make a Blogspot what's definitely not a blog.
2. Come up with interesting ideas.
3. Be happy about views
4. don't forget dem polls.

And now you are a Vitoblogger come make a blog with me... Or not.

horoscope

I just wanted to say that I am making a horoscope for the people who are actually interested in that, oh and it's copyrighted so don't make your own version of it without my permission.

Zamar you have automatically permission for every idea that I have.
Tejo you don't have permission (je mag mijn horoscoop niet gebruiken voor jouw blog).

other blog review [version 2] part 11

I made a newer version of the original because that was kinda boring me when I made the competitor.


santa.blogspot.nl
Only 1 post.
 posts: 0.3/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.3/10
gellie.blogspot.nl
Again a test.

posts: 0.1/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.2/10

wbs.blogspot.nl
Finally multiple posts.

posts: 0.5/10
polls: 0/3
layout: 0/4
LOL bonus: 0/1.5
total: 0.5/10

emilyfiles.blogspot.nl
I look pretty critical but I wanted to give higher points. Like a 6.
posts: 2.1/3
polls: 0/3
layout: 0.2/4
LOL bonus: 0.3/1.5
total: 2.6/10

other blogs review: competator (part 2)

NewWaveGeo - Idioot

NewWaveGeo is a blog with a lot of views and a lot of members that I found with the power of the next blog button.

Idioot is a fun blog that I used for a blog review, I loved it.
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Posts:

  Amount: NewWaveGeo, he has way past 1500 while Idioot has way less. 1/0
  Largeness: NewWaveGeo, That's clear. 2/0
     Quality: NewWaveGeo, Clearly put way more time in. 3/0

Polls:
    
  Amount: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Largeness: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Quality: DRAW, none. 3/0

Background: NewWaveGeo, he has an actual background while Idioot has blue background. 4/0

Layout: NewWaveGeo, he has a better variety. Idioot is so simple. 5/0

Video's: DRAW, none. 5/0
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NewWaveGeo:
Posts (amount)
Posts (quality)
Posts (largeness)
Background
Layout
--------------------------------------------------------------------NewWaveGeo crushed Idioot with no challenge at all, he was better in every factor, he won with a score of 5/0.


  

other blogs review: competator (part 1)

This is a new version where I am going to let 2 blogs compete against eachother, so let's begin.
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TheAwesomario - BurgerTejo

TheAwesomario is a blog that I personally like because he has fun posts and is not ripping shit off me, plus he appreciates me.

BurgerTejo is a not fun to watch blog due to random lazy posts and bad grammar, atleast for me.
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Polls:
 
  Amount: DRAW, the amount of polls are about the same. 0/0
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, he clearly makes bigger polls. 1/0
  Quality: TheAwesomario, BurgerTejo's has too random questions with even more random answers, those of Awesomario are also more fun to answer. 2/0

Posts:

  Amount: BurgerTejo, TheAwesomario has 268... BurgerTejo has 275. 2/1
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, even a blind guy could see that he has bigger posts. 3/1
  Quality: Theawesomario, BurgerTejo is too random... Again. 4/1

Background: TheAwesomario, he has a nice image while the one from BurgerTejo's has just elephants. 5/1

Layout: DRAW, except the background everything looks the same. 5/1

Video's: TheAwesomario, I like the video's more. 6/1
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TheAwesomario:
polls [largeness]
polls [quality]
posts [largeness]
posts [quality]

video's  
background                           

BurgerTejo:

posts [amount]

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TheAwesomario wins with a score of 6/1, Burgertejo never stood any chance against him, he never came close to his score except in 2/1... TheAwesomario is better as a blog and BurgerTejo as.... a big explosion of........ things?

other blog review part 10

Hello, Le Vito here. I am going to review my own blogs (got a lot of them) who are as tiny as... almost all the other blog I review.

learningwithvito.blogspot.nl
1 post, that's about mathametics which might be confusing for other people, and it only gives 1 question and 1 answer.
0.4/10

vitonewsblog.blogspot.nl
Pretty funny and has a few posts, it's an average sized blog [very tiny].
2.3/10

vitoblogchat.blogspot.nl
This one was a failed tryout, tiny conversations but actually something to read.
1.5/10

vitoblog2002.blogspot.nl
Stories are funny...
1.3/10

vitobloguncensored.blogspot.nl
Small but it's uncensored, so fuck it.
2.6/10


And the winner is vitobloguncensored with a rating of 2.6/10

why the Netherlands is sexistic

Hello, this is Le Vito explaining to you why the Netherlands is sexistic.
1. The poles who look like penises with crosses on it.
2. The sign who says "niets erin niets eruit" [nothing in nothing out].
3. The sign who says "niet ballen" [ballen: 1. shooting a ball against a wall 2. fucking].
4. The Phallic symbol [the monument on the dam square].

smoke dem kush evryday

100000 goddamn views

Jezus, these are a lot of views for my blog and instead of a quiz or a talk I made a (webcam) video... It's probably shit but whatever I tried. Here is dem video.

other blogs review part 9

piskut.blogspot.nl
1 post... but a hilarious name.
1.0/10

eikel.blogspot.nl
A goddamn test, you are taking good blog names for no reason. fuck you.
0.3/10

youtube.blogspot.nl
I like it, it's a decent if not the most decent blog in weeks. Though not my style.
6.3/10

jacksepticeye.blogspot.nl
it a game. Not a good one though.
3.4/10

nukebomber.blogspot.nl
1 pretty long post but he doesn't know how to spell disaster he spelled it diasaster.
0.4/10

ctrlv.blogspot.nl
empty...
0.0/10

And the winner is youtube.blogspot.nl, with a rating of 6.3/10