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Sunday, May 3, 2015

other blogs review: competator (part 2)

NewWaveGeo - Idioot

NewWaveGeo is a blog with a lot of views and a lot of members that I found with the power of the next blog button.

Idioot is a fun blog that I used for a blog review, I loved it.
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Posts:

  Amount: NewWaveGeo, he has way past 1500 while Idioot has way less. 1/0
  Largeness: NewWaveGeo, That's clear. 2/0
     Quality: NewWaveGeo, Clearly put way more time in. 3/0

Polls:
    
  Amount: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Largeness: DRAW, none. 3/0
  Quality: DRAW, none. 3/0

Background: NewWaveGeo, he has an actual background while Idioot has blue background. 4/0

Layout: NewWaveGeo, he has a better variety. Idioot is so simple. 5/0

Video's: DRAW, none. 5/0
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NewWaveGeo:
Posts (amount)
Posts (quality)
Posts (largeness)
Background
Layout
--------------------------------------------------------------------NewWaveGeo crushed Idioot with no challenge at all, he was better in every factor, he won with a score of 5/0.


  

other blogs review: competator (part 1)

This is a new version where I am going to let 2 blogs compete against eachother, so let's begin.
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TheAwesomario - BurgerTejo

TheAwesomario is a blog that I personally like because he has fun posts and is not ripping shit off me, plus he appreciates me.

BurgerTejo is a not fun to watch blog due to random lazy posts and bad grammar, atleast for me.
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Polls:
 
  Amount: DRAW, the amount of polls are about the same. 0/0
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, he clearly makes bigger polls. 1/0
  Quality: TheAwesomario, BurgerTejo's has too random questions with even more random answers, those of Awesomario are also more fun to answer. 2/0

Posts:

  Amount: BurgerTejo, TheAwesomario has 268... BurgerTejo has 275. 2/1
  Largeness: TheAwesomario, even a blind guy could see that he has bigger posts. 3/1
  Quality: Theawesomario, BurgerTejo is too random... Again. 4/1

Background: TheAwesomario, he has a nice image while the one from BurgerTejo's has just elephants. 5/1

Layout: DRAW, except the background everything looks the same. 5/1

Video's: TheAwesomario, I like the video's more. 6/1
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TheAwesomario:
polls [largeness]
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posts [quality]
video's  
background                           

BurgerTejo:
posts [amount]
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TheAwesomario wins with a score of 6/1, Burgertejo never stood any chance against him, he never came close to his score except in 2/1... TheAwesomario is better as a blog and BurgerTejo as.... a big explosion of........ things?

other blog review part 10

Hello, Le Vito here. I am going to review my own blogs (got a lot of them) who are as tiny as... almost all the other blog I review.

learningwithvito.blogspot.nl
1 post, that's about mathametics which might be confusing for other people, and it only gives 1 question and 1 answer.
0.4/10

vitonewsblog.blogspot.nl
Pretty funny and has a few posts, it's an average sized blog [very tiny].
2.3/10

vitoblogchat.blogspot.nl
This one was a failed tryout, tiny conversations but actually something to read.
1.5/10

vitoblog2002.blogspot.nl
Stories are funny...
1.3/10

vitobloguncensored.blogspot.nl
Small but it's uncensored, so fuck it.
2.6/10


And the winner is vitobloguncensored with a rating of 2.6/10



Saturday, May 2, 2015

why the Netherlands is sexistic

Hello, this is Le Vito explaining to you why the Netherlands is sexistic.
1. The poles who look like penises with crosses on it.
2. The sign who says "niets erin niets eruit" [nothing in nothing out].
3. The sign who says "niet ballen" [ballen: 1. shooting a ball against a wall 2. fucking].
4. The Phallic symbol [the monument on the dam square].

smoke dem kush evryday


Friday, May 1, 2015

100000 goddamn views

Jezus, these are a lot of views for my blog and instead of a quiz or a talk I made a (webcam) video... It's probably shit but whatever I tried. Here is dem video.



other blogs review part 9

piskut.blogspot.nl
1 post... but a hilarious name.
1.0/10

eikel.blogspot.nl
A goddamn test, you are taking good blog names for no reason. fuck you.
0.3/10

youtube.blogspot.nl
I like it, it's a decent if not the most decent blog in weeks. Though not my style.
6.3/10

jacksepticeye.blogspot.nl
it a game. Not a good one though.
3.4/10

nukebomber.blogspot.nl
1 pretty long post but he doesn't know how to spell disaster he spelled it diasaster.
0.4/10

ctrlv.blogspot.nl
empty...
0.0/10

And the winner is youtube.blogspot.nl, with a rating of 6.3/10




Wednesday, April 29, 2015

how to... make a vitoburger

1. Grill dem burger
2. Get all you need like bread, slaw, mayonaise.
3. If you think the burger is ready, stab it to see if it's ready.

Denise: the burger is delicious, how do you even do that?
10+/10

vito the bookauthor

I am typing a book called "Het leven van een man in Nederland".
It is about the most normal person ever who lives in the Netherlands and he has a hidden character who thinks that life is shit.
I think it will be done in a year or two, but the thing is that in this book that I'm typing the main character is someone who could actually excist, it is the most human like that I've ever created in a book.

how to... be me

Base:
1. Like this blog 
2. Act crazy
3. Be good at methametics and English
4. Eat all the meat you can get.

Extra:
1. Hate Roelof
2. Hate pop-ups
3. Make a blog


If you did all this you will be similar to me, and don't forget to be a bawse or else you are too n00b to be me.

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